Tuesday, June 3, 2014

dear diary,
who in the name of davy jones thought dark chocolate would be a good idea. i hope that scurvy dog is rotting in a gibbit where he belongs.
if the chocolate's bitter so am i,
Captain Augustus "Jolly Fryer" Jones

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

who lives with a pineapple upside down cake under the sea?! thee treacherous freebooter that tried to steal me cake.

Monday, May 26, 2014

if i had a cake ball for every time some sorry sea dog asked me how i lost me leg, i'd have sugary desserts all the way up me peg leg.
dear diary,
the mightiest storm me salty self has ever seen hit The Rhubarb's Revenge. Arr, I dubbed it StorBaumkuchen after thee ballast layered cake. I lost me topmast and three good men, aye they be sailin' with Davy Jones now. The Rhubarb's Revenge can't sail with no topmast, and with most of me plunder at the bottom of the sea I've got no doubloons to spare. Aye, the men and I shall hold a bake sale and ship wash at Port Royal within the fortnight.
pirate themed cupcakes win a crowd,
Captain Augustus "Jolly Fryer" Jones

Friday, April 11, 2014

dear diary,
the dream plunder is italy - so much food for me pirate tum tum.
pizza fills the hole in my scurvy heart,
Captain Augustus "Jolly Fryer" Jones

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

dear diary,
aye, me landlubber mate told me bout rum cake. CAKE + RUM. TIS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME SINCE ME HOOK HAND GOT A SPOON EXTENSION.
gettin'
spirits and sweets are a dream come true for me scurvy heart,
Captain Augustus "Jolly Fryer" Jones